For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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