Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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