shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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