Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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