these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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