He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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