i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Two words: nipple clamps
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