How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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