Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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