All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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