I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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