Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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