you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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