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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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