We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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