Sry I called you an 8
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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