wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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