have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
we should paint friendship bongs
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