If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you never un-have a 4some
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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