This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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