are you still at the devil's house?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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