Buhtt sex?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This is classic penis vs brain.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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