I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
so let's talk penis.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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