Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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