grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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