help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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