My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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