Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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