have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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