Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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