He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Drunk is not a location!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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