What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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