your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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