I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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