I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
