Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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