Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
