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you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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