I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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