afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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