Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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