Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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