quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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