I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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