I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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