I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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