dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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