i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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