Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
