ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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