It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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